
Let me tell you about this dream I had once…
My name is Jackie. I'm 24, I live in Philadelphia, I love music, I love TV, I love the internet and one time I went swimming with sting rays. Let's be friends.

NEW PHONE NEW PHONE NEW PHONE!!!!!!
I’m sorry, Marissa Nystrom, but the correct answer was, “Fuck no. Fucking get off your computer and fucking ask me like I’m an actual living, breathing human with whom you want to spend the rest of your life, and not some emotionless avatar you can use to live out your fantasies on the Internet, you disgusting slob of a manboy.”
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IMA GIT GIT GIT GIT YOU DRUNK GIT YOU LOVE DRUNK OFF MY HUMPS. wait?no one is your “better half.” NEVER think that anyone “completes you.” if someone completes you, then that means you are just a worthless sack of shit and probably cannot stand on your own two feet. GODDAMMIT, WHERE MY GET MONEY HONEYS AT?
REAL TALK
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