this one's got my name

Vinyl jumpsuits, construction gear, Santa Claus trenchcoats, jean jackets…DrEaMy*****

mizzchelle:

@MSNBCHeadlines got hacked today. Immature hilarity ensued.

…clapped his hands and said “LETS ROLL”

I’m taller than him.

Alright Twitter Trending Topics Supervisor, now you’re really pushing the “consolidating phrases that might be related into one search” part of your job.

waitrighthere:

Then, my drunk bigot of an aunt sends me this gem via the inbox. Check out that winner of a subject line “Nothing”. Yet, she wants to “grant” me a great Thanks Giving whatever that means to me?!?!?

Yeah and her name is Paulette but goes by Paul on Facebook?

Please keep posting more of these. She should work on her facebook picture, btw.

adjectivez:

cederbee:

dcwhip:

(via wearetheweirdos) OMG PERFECT.

Add Tecate and I’ll never leave.

 paradise regained.

My only wish in life, most days.

Performance can hurt, Phil’s are tough.

PHILLIES!

ronniebruce:

Dexter.

Clearly not a show meant to be watched with even the slightest hangover.

thedailywhat:

Oddly familiar… the bottom two reversed of course.

This woman friended me on Facebook yesterday, I’m assuming because we have the same last name, and I denied.

Now she’s friended me again. Taking a look through her pictures I think I may have to accept now because it appears she keeps a fabulous garden.