this one's got my name

• November 25 2009

• +
  Photo

  Nov
  25

  

  Does that girl have a mustache?

  post tags: facebookfacebook admustache

• November 13 2009

• +
  Photo

  Nov
  13

  1 notes

  

  The life of an expecting father in a hospital waiting room, 2009.

  A coworker friend’s wife went into labor this morning and this is the most recent activity on his wall. Deep down I’m hoping it’s really her playing…pausing of course to push a little bit. You can’t just give up on a high score…

  post tags: facebookbejeweled

• November 3 2009

• +
  Photo

  Nov
  03

  3 notes

  

  This woman friended me on Facebook yesterday, I’m assuming because we have the same last name, and I denied.

  Now she’s friended me again. Taking a look through her pictures I think I may have to accept now because it appears she keeps a fabulous garden.

  post tags: Facebook

• November 1 2009

• +
  Link

  Nov
  01

  『Black People On Facebook』

  In case you were looking for them.

  post tags: facebookblack people

• October 14 2009

• +
  Photo

  Oct
  14

  

  GPOYW - The Very First Picture Tagged of Me on Facebook Edition

  Caption reads “hanging out on the corner and drinking beers…” November 1st 2005.

  Hey if you’re gonna drink underaged, why not do it outside! The girl in the middle is a friend of mine from high school who played on the soccer team, and that other chick was another one of the players who I honestly didn’t know very well. At all. I actually had no idea who she was. But everybody’s friends when they’re drinking though, RIGHT!? I remember this night being way too humid for my liking, because it messed up my hair.

  post tags: GPOYWfacebook

• September 30 2009

• +
  Text

  Sep
  30

  A Fun Game

  Find all the former party girls turned new mothers you’re friends with on Facebook and go backwards in their tagged pictures. Whoever has the least amount of time/pictures in between their most recent picture (preferably with their child) and one of them enjoying and excessive amount of alcohol (preferably doing a keg stand/making a kissy face holding a handle of liquor), then that girl wins.

  Then write on her wall and let her know it.

  How do I get this made into an application for all my friends to play to fill up each other’s news feeds?

  post tags: Facebookfungamesalcohollolz

• September 10 2009

• +
  Photo

  Sep
  10

  

  Facebook’s tryin to get me to be friends with some bich!!!

  post tags: facebook

• +
  Text

  Sep
  10

  1 notes

  Facebook Just Sent Terror Through My Heart At 6:45am

  I opened the page to see I have 2 notifications of people commenting on a picture belonging to a dude I dated like 2 years ago.

  “Ninny also commented on Ryan’s photo!”
  “Ryan also commented on his photo!”

  Ok I was a bit intoxicated more than wanted on a week day but WTF DID I DO LAST NIGHT!!!!?

  I clicked.

  It’s fine.

  Ninny’s comment had nothing to do with mine, from 2 years ago.

  Ryan’s comment had nothing to do with mine, from 2 years ago.

  And while I was at it, I deleted my comment from 2 years ago.

  Now I can begin my day.

  post tags: Facebookfeari'm tired

• September 4 2009

• +
  Photo

  Sep
  04

  

  OKAY, as long as there aren’t any Farmville or Mafia Wars apps, I hate those!

  post tags: facebookrandom

• August 14 2009

• +
  Text

  Aug
  14

  2 notes

  Facebook ya got me again!

  This morning I woke up to a fresh new friend request from a woman with a mom name that I didn’t immediately recognize. Strangely she had my mother, my sister and the kid who lived across the street from me at home as “friends in common”. I still had no clue who she was.

  Upon further examination it dawned on me!

  THIS was the mother of the family who used to live across the street from my family growing up, who was neighborhood friends with my mom and several other mom ladies in the development. These ladies used to get together and cackle about the other neighbors and host tupperware parties together, and would start the phone chain of warning when the Jehovah’s Witnesses would come around trying to…well…witness.

  A few years ago this woman went to her (25th?) high school reunion and decided to rekindle the romance with her high school love. Awesome for her to be pawning over some dude for 25 years and finally getting to relive those awkward hookups in the back of the pick up truck and pretending that making out with someone who has braces is ok.

  But, kind of the worst day ever for her 2 sons and husband whom she decided to move out on, relocating 5 hours north and getting engaged to this dude a month before Christmas and then not come back home for.

  After that her (ex)husband who was still our neighbor used to come over to my parents house and get drunk with my dad at the kitchen table, talk shit on his wife, and stare at my boobs whenever I walked into the room.

  I accepted her request.

  post tags: ridiculousfacebook

1 of 2 / Next »